每一天都是崭新的

So I’m driving, this guy pulls out in front of me.

Cuts him off.

Yes, I was a little pissed

You were furious, but at the stoplight, when I start to tell the guy off, Tom leans over and says, sorry, no big deal, she’s just having a bad day.

You didn’t have to take the guy’s

He was a maniac.

She flipped him the bird

I was sticking up for you.

Yes, but Tom was driving , lynette, whether he choose to ignore it, or try to run the man off the road, it’s his decision. Let him be in the driver’s seat sometimes, literally and figuratively.

Bring the score to Tom 4 and the controlling bitch zero.

This is no score board in this room,,you know that. Well ,I think you both did some great work today, next Tuesday, same time.

It felt really great.

Yeah, great.

I always feel so much better when we get out of there.

Yeah, I bet you do.

Oh, don’t you? I mean, I really think she got this working.

Yeah, I think she’s got this working , and this is getting beat up.

Come on, lynette, Don’t feel like that.

It’s true , she always sides with you, weren’t with second a opinion. Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.

When we started, we loved her.

Yes, when we started ,I loved you too. Things change. Now let’s go.

Hold on. I think I left my keys.

No,  I can’t. I have dress rehearsal tonight. ok, talk to you later.

I’m sorry ,I forgot my keys.

That’s ok.

I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, did you say you had  dress rehearsal?

Yes ,I am sort of in a little play that runs this weekend.

Really? You are an actor, too.

Well, I dabbled in college. Have a bit of a gift, so I tried to keep it alive.

Oh, what’s the play , I mean, we’d love to come and see it.

Antony and Cleopatra. But it’s just a community production. I would nevers force you to sit through it.

Ok , if you don’t want us to come.

Here’s a flyer.  Matinees are half-off..

 

I need Ana to watch the girls while I run to the store. And big shock—she’s not answering her cellphone.

No problem. Come on in.

They are just up in Danny’s room.

Ana, Gaby is here.

So they are in Danny’s room?

Oh yeah, they were listening to music. It was so loud. I made them shut the door.

So they are by themselves. With the door shut. Just a couple of teenager alone with their genitals? Ana, get your ass down here.

Gaby, what’s the big deal? They are just hanging out in Danny’s room.

With a mattress? Why don’t you just crack a bottle of champagne on Ana’s pelvis and wish Danny a bon vovage? Ana , now!

Hold on. I am coming.

I am sure she meant she is on her way.

What’s going on?

I have to run to the store. I need you to watch the girls.

That’s it? Jezz, I thought the house was on fire. Let me grab my stuff.

So, you are worried that they might be doing it.

What I don’t get is that you are not worried.

They are healthy, red-blooded kids ,they are gonna do what they are going to do.

So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows?

No, we make sure they don’t do anything stupid. Have you gotten Anna birth control?

I made her spend time with Juanita and Celia. I was hoping that would do it.

Come on ,gaby, you have to talk to her about safe sex, condoms

She’s only 17, she’s too young.

How old were you when you first did it?

Ana, hurry up! Gotta hit the pharmacy, too.

 

Oh.

I didn’t hear you come in.

Dearest Bree, I will always love you, but the will to fight on has left me, so I’ve chosen to exit life on my own terms. Is this a suicide note?

Well, it’s really more of a suicide rough draft.

Oh my god.

I didn’t mean for you to find out this way, but now that you know, at least we can discuss it  like adults.

There is nothing to discuss. orson, this is obviously the depression talking, we will get you some medication.

Bree, there is no need for you to feel badly about this, I’ve had a good life, let me go.

I will do no such thing. I forbid this. Do you hear me? You will not be killing yourself. I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house. and if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day.

Well, being bored to death wasn’t how I was planning to go, but we can try it your way.

Orson!

I’ll give you some time to adjust to this. But understand me, it’s going to happen.

 

What’s with the condoms?

Calm down, they are not for you.

Just what every man wants to hear from his wife. So?

Ok ,hear me out. You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen,

I’m gonna kill him.

And we have to be realistic.

With my bare hands.

Because they are not gonna to listen to reason.

And bury him under the porch.

Carlos, what choice do we have? They are two teenagers who are getting seriously involved, isn’t it better to be safe than sorry?

But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.

And that’s all I felt at first, but like Angie said nature is going to take its course.

Yes ,easy for her to say, she’s got the boy. What if the condom breaks? What if he forgets to put it on? If he knocks Ana up ,who do you think is gonna end up raising the kid?

Oh, god ,it would be awful. Getting up for those 3 am feedings, after you’ve worked all day?

Not me, you .you’ll end up taking care of the baby. And you’d better convince her to keep her legs crossed until she’s out of this house.

Wait. How is this my problem. She’s your trampy niece.

Because if she gets pregnant, I’ll be in prison for killing what’s buried underneath the porch.

 

Mrs. D

Robin.

I hope you don’t mind me just showing up, but I thought about what you said and you were right,  It is never to late to change your life, so I quit DDs.

Oh, you did?

I was pretty scared at first but now I think it’s the best thing I ever did.

That’s great.

Now I never would have had the guts without talking to you, you are like my role model.

Really. That’s sweet.

My old role model was candi down at the club but she o.d .d .

Wow, I will try to do candi proud. Good for you ,Robin. I know change takes a lot of courage.

Oh, it sure does. So what I do now? You know ,what’s my next move? Where do I work now?

I’m sorry ,you quit without having anything else lined up?

I know it was a little hasty, but you said I could do whatever I wanted .you sounded so sure, are you still sure, right?

Yes, I am very sure. The world is your oyster. You have saved up ,right?

 

She  stripped up for 9 years and didn’t put anything away?

Apparently ,there was a boob job and a bad relationship. And the rising cost of glitter  I have to find a way to help her.

And why this is your responsibility?

Because I was the one that told her to quit. I didn’t think she’d listen. No one listens to me. I keep telling you how much I hate that shirt ,and there it is.

Ok,we’ll help her. What do you have in mind?

We need to find her a job.

Well, what can she do? Does she have any skills? That don’t involve picking up a dollar without using her hands?

 

Why are you so sad?

Well, m.j. I need a job but haven’t any skills.

You are so pretty, you can be a princess.

Oh, look, m.j is so smeat with her.

He’s a guy. And she’s good with kids.

That’s it. They’ve been looking for an assistant she said she wanted to do something like that.

Well, you think she can handle it?

We clue marocony to . this is not the hardest job in the world.

How come when I say that, you give me that look? And there is a sign.

 

Thank you for cheering me up, m.j. you are so sweet.

You can give me a bath, if you want to.

 

Roy!

Jeez, you scared crack out of me.

Where’s orson? You are supposed to be watching him.

Don’t worry, I stock him in the laundry. And put a broom books.

 

Hello, bree. Will you please cross Roy off the suicide watch list?

Hey, you are alive. My job is done here.

Where have you been? You are supposed to back an hour ago.

I’m sorry, but I had to stop and pick up our guests.

What guests?

Orson, meet chris and run. Now I know you won’t listen to me, but you might listen to them. Because you have something in common.

Really? Are you Gilberts fans too?

Sense of humor. It’s very important.

I know you think there is no reason to go on living ,because you are paralyzed,

So you thought ,hey, you know what might cheer him up, two more paralyzed guys,

Please just hear them out. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to make some tea.

So you wife tells us you are in a pretty negative place, well ,that

I know you mean well, but I don’t need a handicap pap talk.

Hey, we are not handicapped, we are handi-capable.

Oh, lord.

We play basketball, dance, we make love.

And I hope you are very happy together. I unfortunately don’t have someone to join me on this journey.

You have a wife who clearly loved you.

Well, paralyzed and blind. You must always be the first one to board the plane.

Look, we know what you are going through. A lot of us feel unloved like something that happens.

No, you don’t understand. My wife stays with me solely out of her obligation.

Orson, how could you say such things?

It’s true, isn’t it. You feel guilty because I never would have been hit by that plane if I hadn’t gotten into a fight with your lover.

Did you think that’s what I get paid over the back towards to make your life easier. I should just let you hang yourself.

Hey, don’t we have a basketball game at 2:00?

Can you be honest for one moment? You don’t love me.

Yeah, we should go.

Please stay, I’ve made tea.

See? You can’t deny it. Go ahead, bree, correct me. Say you love me.

I …care very deeply for you.

That’s what I thought.

I’m feeling a little upset right now? Would you mind rolling yourself out?

 

Ana, let me ask you a question, are you happy?

Why?

Well, carlos and I want you to be happy. Over the last few months, we’ve come to think you as our own daughter.

Really?

In fact, that your uncle think it’s about time you and I have a little talk about the birds and the bees.

Oh, god.

That’s how I feel, so we are not gonna be doing that.

Ok?

Instead I’m going to write you a check.

A check?

A check big enough to cover one whole year of modeling school, and to rent a decent-size apartment…in New York.

Ok, what’s the catch?

That’s so cute you think there is a catch.

This isn’t signed.

That’s the catch. I will sign it once you graduate high school without having had sex or more sex, as the case may be.

Are you serious?

Ana, I could talk to you about morality, or saving yourself for marriage, or statistics about STD , but I think you are the kind of girl who responds to cold hard cash.

You know me well.

So do we have a deal? Are you going to be a successful model with a nice apartment or a teenage mom with no future?

Well, when you put it like that.

Good girl.

Well, and to answer your earlier question, I am now very happy.

 

I can’t believe you talking me into this, 3 hours of Shakespeare, for a woman who has to pee every 20 minutes.

Stop , Dr.Graham has been so supportive of us, can’t we be supportive of her?

This isn’t about support. This is about a little teacher for goods stuff right

That’s not true.

Please, you brought her a box of chocolates, last mother’s day, you baked me a birgle and called it breakfast in bed.

It.  You just have problem with her because you hate it when someone points out your flaw.

That’s not true. I can take constructive ,it’s just fine.

You are being a little loud.

Sorry.

Say, I can take constructive criticism.

You are still talking.

You are still annoying. Relax.

Shh, she’s making her entrance. 

 

How was the play?

Lincoln had a better time in the theatre.

Really? So , how bad was it?

Previously on Desperate Housewives,

Your ex husband was part owner in a business,

Susan came into an inheritance,

Who do I speak to, about selling my share of herpes on parade?

Lynette acquiesced

Looks like we will be going to the therapy together.

Great news! Thank you.

As soon as a graduate high school , I am gonna to New York to be a model.

Angie’s concerns made her more protective.

You know I always feel guilty for the way we’ve had to raise you, being on the run and all.

The door stays open.

I want it closed.

You stink!

And you are a whore! Here’s the difference. I can get clean.

And orson expressed his feelings.

Please! That’s the life I’m facing now. Having to ask people for help ,for everything. you know how hard that is ?

 

Orson Horge was smiling again. And it was starting to worry his wife. You see, since his accident, Bree Horge had grown accustomed with her husband’s severe moods swings. She had grown used to his unexpected rage, his sudden anguish, his deep depression. But lately ,an odd tranquility had settled over orson and his wife had the feeling that something was terribly wrong. Sadly, she was right.

What’s going on here.

Hello, bree. just thought I’d give away something I don’t need any more.

Hi, orson, you got these in 8 1/2?

Sorry, Roy, we just carry men’s sizes.

Look ,I can understand why you want to give away your sporting equipment, but why would you give away your books and your CDs? And for god sakes , you can still use your headphones!

These are amazing!

Give me those.

What is wrong with you people? Don’t you realize you are taking advantage of a man who is emotionally distraught?

He seemed to be in a great mood.

Until lady sunshine walked in.

We are sorry , bree, we assume you had talked about it.

Well , we didn’t. and that doesn’t excuse the fact that you’re all acting like a bunch of vultures. It’s a good thing I came home ,or you’d be picking through his closet.

You know what , guys ,we should go.

Please leave your plunder behind.

Hey, come on ,at my age , it’s just a short-term loan.

 

What has gotten into you?

Sorry , darling , I had no intention of upsetting you. Keep my things, give them away, Ultimately , it doesn’t matter.

Yes, Orson Horge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn a reason why. You see her husband had decided to kill himself.

 

In this never ending drama we call life, everyone has a part to play. Some are cast as romantic leads, others end up playing the victim, and a few provide comic relief. But if the drama is to be really compelling , there must be a hero and a villain.

Hey, Mrs Kinsky.

Um, look who’s here , the garbage police.

I hate to bug you but you are still not separating your glass and plastics, the city passed that ordilnance, remember?

How I envy you, young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush waiting for a neighbor to dump her trash?

Maybe you don’t get it, how easy it is to recycle.

Oh, I get it. I just don’t want to do it.

I’ve been throwing Styrofoam into the trash before you were born. And the sky is still blue, and the grass is still green.

Maybe now? But what will it be like for our grandchildren?

My son is shooting blanks,  and my daughter likes ladies. Grandkids are the least of my concerns.

So you don’t care about our planet at all?

By the time it’s a problem, I’ll be long gone. Let the cockroaches and the robots fight over it.

 

What was that all about?

What do you think?

Come on, look, one old crank doesn’t want a recycle. You don’t care about that stuff any more, remember?

Of course I still care.

Fine, yeah, you can care, just…don’t be blowing our cover.

So what am I supposed to do ? Stand back and watch her defile our planet?

That’s exactly what you are supposed to do.

Sometimes you chain yourself to the tree and sometimes you go after the guy with the saw. That’s what Patrick used to say,

We don’t talk about Patrick anymore.

I’m just saying.

So am I.

    

So the lawyer said you signed right here, and you are officially bought out of the strip club business.

Let’s hope I don’t get my share in singles.

And here’s a little something to remember us by.

Lap dancing, it’s a grind. Well ,I will be sure to wear this on the next field trip I take with my students. Thanks, Jimbo.

Good luck.

You too.

 

Bye, Mrs D.

Take care, Robin. Moby Dick?

It’s not what you think, it’s about a whale.

Yes, I know. It’s a classic.

Well ,I saw an article about 100 books before dying, and I thought , you know, with all the high colestrol in my family, I better get crackin.

Good for you.

So what are you going to do now?

This was, never really my job, I am actually a teacher.

Really?

So cool. I thought about being a teacher. I actually went a couple of semesters, but then my family had some money problems. And well, 9 years later, I’m still wearing tassels.

Robin ,you are being requested in the VIP lounge.

Well, good luck with those hundred books.

Thank you. Oh, not this guy again. I keep telling him keep the tips and buy himself a tooth-brush.

Robin, wait. You don’t have to keep doing this if it makes you unhappy.

I’ve got bills to pay, Mrs.Delfino

I know, but you don’t have to work here. You could do anything you want.

That’s easy to say.

I mean it. It is never too late to change your life.

Robin,  now.

Thank you.

You’re taking that with you?

When customers get grabby, like to have something to whack them with. I almost killed a guy with “war and peace”.

 

Previously on Desparate Housewives,

Orson is blackmailing me to stay with him.

To escape her marriage.

You are Lamar Benjamin? You know my husband Orson from the state penitentiary?

Bree arranged her own blackmail.

I don’t want to fight any more.

While a friendship hit the rocks.

Lynette, you wanted to sue us!That proves you are not my friend.

Oh, My god!

All right, Calm down. I’m not an idiot, I used a prepaid and there is no way they are ever gonna find us.

I killed a man.

A desparate act.

Danny? No, no, no!

Led to a revelation.

Would you like some juice, Danny?

Danny? My name is Tyler.

The whole time I was with you, all I thought about was Susan.

And a revelation.

If you mean it, then please kill me.

I don’t care you enough about you to kill you.

Led to a desparate act.

I need an ambulance right away. I’m losing a lot of blood.

 

Daphne Bicks was an unhappy woman, and no one knew this better than her husband. That’s why he hired her to work with him. He thought it might cheer her up, but sadly, Jeff Bicks soon discovered, that it would take a lot more than a job.

This coffee is cold!

To keep his wife from complaining. She complained from the moment they got up in the morning.

Well ,another sleepless night thanks to your snoring.

Till they were on the way home at the end of the day.

You want to see if you can hit all the red lights?

Things had gotten so bad, Jeff Bicks began to wonder when God would end his suffering.Luckily for Jeff, God had a plan.

You’re unbelievable! You are so cheap, it’s friggin’ christmas, for god sake.

I’m not buying you a new car.

Tricia Reed’s husband got her a new car , it isn’t even a holiday.

He bought it for her because she beat cancer. You beat cancer ,I’ll buy you a car, Don’t beat it, I’ll buy you two.

Why are we even together.

The hot sex.

You are cheap, rude ,you lack ambition. I should just dump your sorry ass .

You want a gift? You want a gift? How about a divorce?

Don’t tempt me.

I’m serious. I already got the name of a divorce attorney.

You want a divorce?You got it!

Yes! Virgina, there is a Santa claus, and he’s giving me my balls back.

Correction--One of them. I get half of everything.

But not the business ,I started that.

With my father’s money. So I get half and I’m selling it.

Wait a minute! Let’s talk about this.

The best christmas ever, that was the residence of wisteria lane were dreaming of, as they prepared for their annual yuletide festival. So they hung up a banner, brought out their candy canes, and put up Santa’s workshop, as eager as children for the holiday to begin. Of course, some were more childish than others.

Look at this mess, it’s just like Santa’s clones.

Haha. That’s funny. Did you hear that?

Well ,it’s almost as funny as when orson said it last year.

Okay. How about some Christmas music? Parker? Have you got the sound systems fixed?

Almost.

Do we really want the kid working with electricity? He can’t even get the newspaper on my porch.

 

You are clumping.

What is going on with you two?

I don’t want to get into it.

Well ,whatever is going on with you two, work it out. We are caroling at the festival on Saturday. We can’t have two jingle belles fighting.

If you need a replacement, I’ve been told I have a dusty .

No way. Girls only with jinger belles, not the jinger balls.

Shouldn’t you being out steal the last can of who?

Want to see me around to

To be honest, I don’t think I want to sing with lynette after she

After she what? Are you about to trash me?

It is a long way to trash you no matter how much you deserve it.

Merry Christmas to me. What did she do?

She ‘s suing Carlos?

You are suing him?

Because he fired me.

He fired you?

Because she lied about being pregnant.

You are pregnant.

With twins.

You knew it?

I told her to keep quiet.

Congratulations!

Sure, take her side.

She’s not.

Stop fighting. I mean, with all we’ve been through lately, Julie being attacked, Danny’s overdose ,we really need some Christmas spirit around here.

Susan is right.

This is the time we should come together and celebrate peace on earth and good wills towards men.

 

Crap!who’s dead now?

What was going on.

Something has happened to Katherine.

Oh,my god. I was just there 5 minutes ago. Is she Ok? She’s really upset. I hope she didn’t do something to herself.

Hey, you are not gonna believe this, I just heard the cops said someone stabbed Katherine right on the gut.

Who would do that?

You’ve got to be kidding me.

 

Hey, there?how are you feeling?

A little hungry.

It’s because they ‘ve pumped your stomach. But if you want ,Tyler ,I will have they bring you some soup.

Why did you just call me that?

You told me to, last night.

I didn’t.

Yes, you did. Twice. You are still a little graggy, definitely said that your name was Tyler.

Maybe I was dreaming. My name is Danny.

Okay.

May I see my mom?

I’m sorry ,not while you are under observation. I’ll have someone bring you that soup,Danny.

 

I don’t get this. We gave you a check to cover the ambulance and everything else so far.

I know. But we still need your insurance information. It’s hospital policy.

Like us being not able to see our kid? So you have two stupid policies.

There are going to be some unforeseen tests ,tests may have to run, if you don’t have insurance, there are some programs, please just give me your information.

No ,we don’t need a handout.

We have cash, thanks, though.

 

Garle, can I speak to the Bolens?

 

I know what’s going on. I knew something once you moved onto the lane. I mean, you never talk about your past.

Well, we’re private people. Is there a law against that?

Having no insurance, wanting to pay in cash for everything, having a son who can’t remember his name was Danny or Tyler.

 

Are you sure you want just get rid of these CDs?

The more you take it ,the less I have to pack.

In fact ,is there anything else you want?

Anything? Ok . How about Danny Bolen?

He is not the man to give.

Come on, he is totally into you. It’s just a completely mystery to me.

You know what? I think I’m going to keep my CDs.

I didn’t mean like that. I just ,you don’t seem interested in him ,I had sent every signal I can think of.

Why are you so hang up on Danny?

He is hot.

Ok. Here’s a thing. Danny is kind of fragile place right now ,he really doesn’t need to get a heart broken.

I’m not going to snack him just to toss him aside. I don’t use people ,Julie. Ok, I used some people , but I wouldn’t use him.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I think he and I have a lot in common ,and it’s just been a little time he realize that.

You like stand comedy?

Yeah.

Too bad ,we are in those Eddie.

 

Hi, honey.

Hi.

  Sorry I’m late.

How was work?

Crazy. I had 3 conference calls and a 2 hour meeting with Gary Danner. How was your day?

Even crazier. I pit twice in every bathroom in the house.

What’s that?

A little matching outfits ,for the twins ,the people gave us , I thought, give them to charity.

I ran into Petersons today. They just heard. Want to see how you are.

So Gary Danner? He is a precauly asso bee.

Tell me about it. Check out the proposal I did for him.

Um.

What do you mean, um?

I am glad that you showed this to me, I know Danner ,trust me, you do not want go down this road.

Why?

Don’t worry, I can fix it. Where is the pen?

Actually ,I showed it to Danner today. He loved it.

Gary Danner liked this?

No, he loved it. But not as much as Carlos. He told me it was the best reading proposal he’d ever seen bother long . what’s for dinner?

Meatloaf.

Um. What’s wrong?

Nothing . but… that’s pretty compliment.

Then.

Not to mention that I got a slam on what I did.

Honey ,he’s just encouraging me.  We don’t think about you at all.

Oh.ok.

By the way, The meatloaf is the best I’ve ever tasted.

Bother long? Just eat it.

 

Wow, coming along beautifully.

Thanks. So when does Orson come along?

Oh, it’s deliberately for gale. But I guess now it would be a best time to call him and tell him that all is ready. Yes, Orson Horge’s room. Please. Would you stop hammering for a moment? He checked out? But that’s impossible, where would he have gone? Mike ,please！

It’s not me.

Never mind. I think I’ve found him.

 

Oh, boy, the fetching is in fire now.

What is going on here?

The husband you are divorcing finding a new diggs. Before you jumped on my throat, Roy and I are steaky income ,don’t blame us for taking him aboard. Especially he can’t get to the second storey.

That’s our naked floor.

 

What are you doing here?

Enjoying my new home. It’s rather quint, when she get used to the  scotch.

Oh, don’t mind me. Just making sure that you don’t slap the guy in the wheel chair.

So ,how are you planning to pay your rent?

Oh, It will be a cash fracky in a moment. Karen knows I am good for it.

When he get a divorce, he’ll write me a big fat check. So how long are we talking? A month? Two？

There would be no divorce. And if you tries to fire, I’ll be delaying motion and appeals. It could take years you ‘ll see a dime.

Your wife loves you. Go home.

Bree, stop right now, do you hear me?

 

Shall I take down the ramp?

Leave it. You will need it soon enough.

 

I can’t go the place. My wife is holding me. Hostage!

Bored being there , be guy?

 

Lynette?

I had an appointment , I just thought that I stop by and say hi.

Oh.

I also want to thank you for being so nice to Tom. How’s he doing?

He’s amazing.

It’s Ok. Carlos. You can tell me the truth.

Not came my sort of. Everyone is so up to him.

Well, good, I’m so proud of him. But when I dropped the kid, Tom is on his rest,right?

Excuse me?

I love him,I’m glad he’s doing well, but this is my job. Some played , I’m going to want it back. Say that, this was the woman who do it in front of a spinning a planer to save your child’s life.

Of course this is your job. And you can have it back. Any time you want.

Well ,that’s I need to hear.

It’s just I was under the impression that you are going to stay home with the baby.

And why would you be under that impression?

That’s what Tom said.

What exactly did Tom say?

Lynette, I really don’t want to get in the middle of this.

Carlos, I saved a member of your family and it doesn’t mean that I can’t take another one out.

 

You can train dogs on almost anything, but you can’t do on cats. And did you ever try to going fetch? They are like…you know, they will not do it. Stupid cats. Well, you guys are great! Good night!

So what do you think?

I never…realize that there’s so many difference between dogs and cats.

That’s why I am a cometic. I’m off to get my free drink.

Porter. I left my jacket in my car.

Jacket? It’s hot here. Now I feel the chill.

 

I got to use bathroom.

Ok, what is your problem?

Excuse me ?

When we’re ever alone together, you find some reason to bear. Why aren’t you into me?

Ana ,there is not a room to me into you ,because how much you into

You did not just call me conciced?

I didn’t ask you to spill it.

I am not stupid. And I am not definitely a tention whore on this table. I heard about your stuff with the pills. OK, that was mean. I am sorry I said that.

Don’t be sorry. You are right. I like blunt Ana more than the cute Ana.

So ,you think I ‘m cute.

 

You are home. Perfect timing.

Magarata? What’s in occasion?

We are getting drinks,Mexican style. Principal Hobson just called, and Juanita got accepted to Oakwridge.

Ly?

I’m free from homeschooling.No more fighting ,no more threats,no more parent-teacher conferences.

Come on ,start garzing.

I don’t think she should go.

Um.

I’ve been thinking about all day, let’s keep her in public school.

We can’t. she was expired.

I made a few calls and Jefferson

That’s where pleasant.

Yeah, and there are a lot latin live in that area.

So what? Even much better school right here  with those people?

Those people? Don’t you mean our people?

Our people are the rich primary school people.

Oh my god,  I exactly what it’s going on here.

You are ashamed of being Mexican.

That’s insane.

No, it totally makes sense. All our friends are white, you didn’t want me to teach the girls Spanish…

Because I don’t understand it ,I didn’t want you to get behind my back.

And when I said we are the only Mexican in the do you remember what you said? Fine by me.

You are right. It’s my fault. I should have told the real agent, forget the real butcher and central air ,find something next door to Mex bar?

Do you like. You are a self-hating Mexican.

Yeah, you are a self-wiping Mexican.

What is that mean?

 

Hi,you. Traffic work insane. So is there anything for lunch?

Have you been Ok?

I talked to Carlos today.

About what?

He was under the impression that when I have this baby, I will stay home with her. Where would he get the crazy idea like that?

I told him.

Wow!you are not denying it?

I thought it might be in your best choice.

Seriously? You know how much that job means to me. You know how much I hate being a stay-at-home mom. How could you think I’ll be Ok with this?

Because we lost a baby. Honey ,I thought you might want to stay at home with this one, because she is more precious given what happens.

So that’s what I was supposed to feel.

I don’t know how you feel ,lynette, because you never talk about it. It’s been a month, every time I tried to bring it up, you just change the subject.

Because I’m dealing with it.

We be dealing with it together?

You want to talk about this?

Yes.

Fine. We lost a kid ,we spend the rest of our lives and keep thinking the one who is wandering where they are ,too? How can saying this aloud be helpful?

You are right . It’s not. You win. After having the baby, go back to your job.

Thank you.

You want me fix you something?

I’m not hungry any more.

 

 

Mike, long time no see.

Get a call that a bump jamebered.

It works just fine.

Just a woman called and said it was an emergency.

I’m sorry, man, I don’t know what to tell you.

 

Now it’s time to introduce our new of DDs, miss fix it.

What the hell?

 

Susan!

Mike! What are you doing here?

Since I am the owner of this place, I think it really learning this business, from my bottom.

I’m trying to make the plaest.

Would you come down from there, right now?

Why ,just looking ?completely innocent. Right?

Guy ,sit down.

This is not funny.

What are you doing?

Just giving people what they want.

Don’t you dare, Susan ,I’m serious. You off that stage, right now.

Wait, are you forbidding me from doing something? I thought it wasn’t our kind of marriage.

Very cute. I have to, I will kill you by myself.

Oh, what is that problem, mike?

I get it .I will never come back here.

Let’s go home. Miss fixit.

Wait, wait, take my tips.

 

What are you looking?

Nothing. Just some old photos.

I don’t know that you had this.

Wore it with the tape.

Is that you?

Yeah. About 5.

You are cute. There’s a tool. Seemed better days.

That’s our house.

Wow. It’s funny. I was smiling in all photos but I hated that town. Everybody was so poor ,everybody was Mexican, but they are all the same thing ,I even knew it ,though I was only 5, I knew I wanted out. Self-hating, but I just don’t want my kids ever know I live like that.

That’s your dad.

Yeah, he was so strong, when we met home ,he lift me up on his shoulders .After that .I bet him too.

Always ask him”Dad, why are you “

One day, we can live in a beautiful house. But we never did.

But you do now. Your father had dreams, Gaby, the work that he sacrificed for you to here. Whatever our children achieved in life, it the proud strong Mexican man. That is why I want the kids know where they came from.

I want.

 

So, how do you physical therapy doing? Do they think you are making progress?

Orson, it’s been 3 days.

I know why you are doing this, bree. H stopped by to see me . He was proud to convincing you to as a charity work.

It’s not charity work. When I had that affair, I didn’t betray you, I betray my faith as well. So please , you have to let me help you, or I will…

Or you won’t get into heaven? I didn’t realize how much this means to you. I guess I can find a way to be happy.

Thank you so much ,Orson. I ‘m gonna take such good care of you.

By the way ,my soups is cold.

Oh, well, mine is hot. You can have this.

While you are up, could you get me a glass of wine?

Yes ,of course.

And perhaps for dessert, some of your delicious cream lane.

Orson ,it takes over an hour’s preparing.

I will do it myself ,but…

Oh, we are out of our beans.

 

The act of strip  is quite simple .you strip away in outlayer and reveal what’s underneath, of course, sometimes the results can be quite surprising. If you strip away the  ,you may find grief. If you strip that for sort of wealthy, you may finds self-loading. If you strip away the wear of  ness, you may find cruelty. Yes, stripping can be a dangerous pastime, but for a lucky few, it can also be a lot of fun.

 

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This is the one.

Thank you for agreeing to see me. I called you a few times, but you didn’t pick it up.

I have no idea. My phone was in my pants pocket, and I had it on vibrate. And as you may have known this time.

So ,how’s rehab?

Painful.

Well ,the doctor says there are a lot of hard work you may be able to work again some day.

Yes ,they are very a bit optimistic. I want to run and move with this chair. So, why are you here?

Well ,I know you’ve been through a lot lately, but  I decide it’d be best for you to come home so I can take care of you.

Yes ,I ‘d rather be cared for by a floucher and helper monkey.

Orson, I know you are angry, but I’m still your wife.

You and I apparently have very different definition of the word wife. I persist in a divorce.

I don’t understand. 3 weeks ago, you were begging me for another chance. What happened?

Karl Mayer happened. I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone remotely adorable***,but you chose the most contemptible man I’ve ever known. No, bree, I do not need you.

I have the house downstairs into that bedroom ,you coming home you belongs are always to it. you can start forgiving me, and I’ll start forgiving you.

I suggest you start first.

 

I don’t understand. How could you not know you are Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time.

We eat Chinese as we do. Dooesthat mean I’m Chinese?

No ,that just mean your mother hates to cook.

Well, apparently ,we are about to you ought to know. Do you know you are a girl?

Gabby?

What? Have the woman in the family .It could be very confusing.

Juanita ,go inside and play with your sister.

And what you’ve to tell her is that she is Mexican too!

Can’t be wait. We are just that school right in hands. Look ,we look it away.

It's not her fault. Why should our daughter think herself a white?

Hey ,Mr and Mrs.Solis !

Hey, Parker!

 

Sorry I am late. But I have to pick up someone with the build of that rand for Orson.

Oh, what a good person you are. I need you to pay  paperworker tomorrow. Do you have any cash?

I’ve got 20 on me.

Wouldn’t you rather stick it in here?

Couldn’t we just leave it on the mailbox as we usually do?

Oh, I just thought that’s the way you do it on the DDs.

DDs?

Yes. It turns out that Karl was part owner and he left me his share. By the way, destiny says hello.

Oh, I see why you are going with this?

Do you?  Mike Delfino, that’s what she calls you.

Because that’s my name.

No problem, hanging, formal porns should know your name?

That place are my accountant. I ‘m a plumber.

And that’s it. You are there just to do the plumbing and nothing else.

Well…

Liar! Just say you had a beer there the other night.

Okay, sometimes when I finish the job, I have a beer.

And you never look the girls?

It’s completely innocent.

I…I don’t buy that. I won’t  see it completely innocent. You have when Destiny shakes your face.

Ok, so I’ve gone to a strip club. Are we going to laugh about this or you are going to make a thing?

Well, I don’t mean to work thing.

Fine,next time when I  finish bumbs on that judge, I’ll come right home.

Oh, don’t worry, because you are not be working there any more. I forbid it.

You forbid it? What a marriage is this?

The kind where the husband wants to look strippers and the wife forbids it.

Susan , I love you. I’d never cheated on you and I never will. But you are not gonna tell me, what I can or I can’t do.

 

Let me get this straight. You forbid Mike from going to a stripclub?

I know ,it’s a little I can’t stand that places.

What’s the big of all? Carlos take clients to the club all the time.

I’ve been one.the ass meniyery. A stripper Snimen gave me a lap dance.
       See ,this is the reason man go to that places, so they convicted sights. we all do it.
       you find size about other man when you are with Carlos?
       Honey ,Carlos has been the so many different man that I was surprised when I opend my eyes.
       want to know whom I fantasize about?
       No, not necessarily.
       any one want more wine?
       Tom Scavo.
       why?
        from the July barbeque?
        I'm shots. 
        I'm there right now.
        Ok, can we please get back to the issue
        look ,bide a man from  to go to a strip club ,and don't bother to make him understand why it bother you. They are just they are.
        Sorry, I was ***** with Jikcky shoder，wearing Tom Scavo shorts.